A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in
their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away recently. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been to with each other since we got married in
1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the
funeral."
